Tattoos

"Tattoo Artist" By Norman Rockwell

It's no secret, I am heavily tattooed. That said, it's obvious I am completely addicted to the art and would have even more square inches of my body covered if finances allowed.

Tattoo art has inspired some of my headbands, the background of my business card is my left arm tattoo 'gone monochromatic' to match the peach. I am passionate about tattoos, they make me turn my head and catch my eye from afar. I adore them through and through. My colorful skin has become a conversation piece for years now, so I thought I'd share some of my thoughts about questions people normally ask me in regards to my embellished body.

I first went 'under the needle' in 1991. I was 17. I had graduated High School, was working full time and the artist did the tattoo despite the fact my parents did NOT sign a parental consent. Thank you Mr Mee. Oh, and thanks for dealing with my utter lameness of passing out before you ever touched me with any tattooing machinery. Thanks for the smelling salts, the cool air fan, and drink of water. My first tattoo was on my right wrist, and was the tiniest thing you EVER did see! It was the bird from the Peanuts, Woodstock. I literally picked it because it was the smallest thing I could find that I liked. It took 5 minutes to tattoo. I didn't really think much about it. I just wanted a tattoo. It really had no meaning besides that.

Since that youthful time I have been tattooed too many times to count. I have tattoos Everywhere! And there will be more in the future (I hope).

neck was tattooed in 1994
Thigh Tattooed in 1997-really needs a serious touch up

Several of my tattoos have been covered or have been added to. Woodstock is now black leaves.

Wrist cover up Tattooed in 1995-yes they fade & the color bleeds out...

Ok, now Lets talk about pain and fear.

Yes. It hurts.
but...
I tell everyone, I am a wus. If I can do it, anyone can. Honestly, you can trust me on this. I have passed out cold from countless needle sticks. Once, I passed out, at the doctors office about 5 minutes after a finger prick blood test. (I fell off a chair in the waiting room wearing a short skirt...very embarrassing...) I tell you this because I want to stress I HATE needles. hate hate hate! them. Getting tattooed is not like a blood test or a shot. I recently had a tetanus shot, my arm killed for days, tattoos are less painful than that shot was in my book.

So far as the needle fear...You can't really even see the needle. I mean, most of us with needle issues cannot look at a hypodermic without a bit of paleness washing over us. Personally, I can't even visualize one in my head at this moment without feeling a little flush. The needle on the tattoo gun does not go in that deep. It's about the depth of a brush burn and feels very similar to a brush burn when it's done.

If the pain is your worry. bah, you can totally do it! For most it hurts super ouchy for the first minute or so, after that, your endorphins kick in. The area being tattooed numbs up and though it is annoying and still hurts, it is quite tolerable. I can handle about 3 good hours of getting tattooed. After that my legs start to shake, uncontrollably, that's when I know we need to wrap up the session.

Thumb Tattooed in 1993

And just a side note: Hand & foot tattoos hurt A LOT, more than most places. Often times tattoo artists charge more for hands, some require additional release noting they cannot guarantee work, or just flat out refuse to do them. They do fade quickly on your hand.

Around age 22 I was referred to an awesome artist, and one who does my tattoos to date, Jeff Messersmith, owner of Permanent Impressions in Lemoyne, PA. Jeff covered my Woodstock with some vines I had drawn. I returned back to Jeff many years later to have him cover up a bad stomach tattoo I had gotten when I was younger.

This was the first I had been tattooed in over 10 years, in fall 2006. The tummy is a very ouchy area, I moved a lot, it needs touched up but I have no desire to sit through that.

My favorites are my newest, most colorful tattoos. My dear, talented, artist husband has drawn all of these for me. He is often reluctant and procrastinates drawing tattoos for me...but I think he must secretly love all the attention these get.

My left arm, Designed by Keith Hartman, tattooed by Jeff Messersmith started July 2007 and finished in December 2007 I am hoping to go 3/4 sleeve over the next couple years.

Often people want to put a story behind their tattoos. I think the TV shows that popped up over the past few years really tried to knock this concept into everyone's head, hard. My rationale is this: Don't be hasty. Think carefully about what you want. Be sure to place it where you want it. Does it need to have a story behind it? Nope. I just love the art of tattoo. I don't need to tell a story as to why I have a piece of artwork hanging on my wall, so why would I on my skin? That said, if you want it to tell a story, by all means story tell away! That is part of the beauty of it.

Tree designed by Keith Hartman Tattooed by Jeff Messersmith in finished Spring 2008

I admit, some of my tattoos do have meaning, I chose red lotuses because they symbolize passion, love. What can I say? I am a romantic, but, also...red just looks good on my pale skin and my husband already had pink/white lotuses. My stomach tattoo has some symbolism relating to becoming a mother. I have the word "free" hidden in one of my tattoos to remind me to stay free of a particularly strong emotional weight that I had unburdened myself with a time before I had the word tattooed. My tree has my daughter's names, and within the tree, sit 4 birds, one for each family member. What I am saying is to be careful not to get caught up worrying about the story you would tell if you were on LA Ink. Just get what you want.

Lotus Tattooed by Jeff Messersmith Designed by Keith Hartman Early Spring 2009

Find the Right artist. Jeff is great. My husband's illustrations and Jeff's strengths and preferred tattooing style go very well together. He is also really fast-which is awesome when it comes to the pain factor and my impatience.

Ask about price, but keep in mind this is an artist. You are placing artwork on your body forever. They deserve to make an excellent wage. Are they drawing something custom for you or tracing something you brought in? This all plays a part in the pricing, or at least should. In my experience tattoo artists charge based on experience. Jeff charges hourly, but some shops take a look at your art and give you a quote. If they run over they still charge you the quoted amount. In the same line of reasoning; Yes, Do tip your tattoo artist. I tip 15-20%.

Meet with the artist and make sure your personalities mesh. It's a rather intimate situation, getting tattooed. It's up close. So for me at least, it's personal. When my chest was tattooed Jeff was literally leaning on my boobs at one point or another. If you feel nervous with the person, regardless of how professional they are, the nerves you already feel about the pain and so forth will just be multiplied.

My most recent Tattoo, done this past Winter. Designed by Keith Hartman
Tattooedby Jeff Messersmith.

And what does the future hold for my skin? Well the above left arm needs filled to 3/4 to include My pin cushion, one of my late Grandma Kenderdine's thimbles, Buttons, thread. Next up will be a cupcake that has already been drawn, I just need to gather up the funds.

I hope this was helpful to read and maybe a little fun to look at. I thank you for taking the time to look and read! I'll leave you with this: Please, for the Love of all that is lovable, please do NOT call tattoos

"Tats"

Thank you! Have a Peachy Day All!!

My Need to Collage

Let Go
Originally uploaded by Torann

A Long Time Ago in a Land Far away. Meaning in a different home, but not really far away, like, only walking distance away, but far away from my metaphoric place... I used to collage. I have always loved looking at the art form collage. I took a gander through some collages on Flickr this morning. Emotions were evoked. Everything from bliss to heartache I could feel what these artists were expressing with their 'smooshings' of stuff together into their collage.

Man, I love that.

Quite honestly I can't draw so it was a way to express...stuff, back in that faraway land, when Keith worked at night and I had the time, and the wherewithall, the loneliness, whatever you want to call it. the NEED.

In More recent years I went through some really un-explainably horrific extended family...stuff...which wound up being most healthily dealt with by amputation of a limb of my family tree. Sounds awful, I am sure but After time has passed that limb removal has been immensely positive for myself and my own sapling of a family tree. At the time this slow painful amputation was occurring I did collage to express...stuff...I didn't show anyone, and I don't even know if I could find what I did, but I want to do this again.

Not amputate anything, silly. Collage. Sure, I love to make hair accessories, and I am really liking how I am starting to find some happy takers of my upcycled clothing but Last night while I was stitching hair clips I took a look at my messy pin cushion, threads, felt bits, and I just felt this urge to collage again.
So I will.
Maybe you'll see it here.

My sincere thanks to Torann for being one inspiration to start collaging again. Love her work. her website '
her Etsy Shop

The Ease of a Cupcake Topper

Here's the thing, people always say I am creative, yadda yadda. Reality is I just rip off my sister, at least in this case. Last year for my niece Charlotte's Birthday (Charlie and Lola Theme) I made the cupcakes. My sister assembled cute cupcake toppers with scrapbooking paper, a gluegun & toothpicks.

This year the Birthday party theme is Monsters. I volunteered to make cupcakes again. At the time I volunteered I had an image of adorable frosting covered monster head cupcakes . Today I reminded myself that I am NO cake decorator. Nor do I wish I was. It stresses me out completely. I still really wanted to make the cupcakes, I love to bake. I love to make them look cute as well. I just know my limits, as any smart Mom should.

I decided a cupcake topper would be best. It would look adorable. The monster would match the party theme because my husband drew it for Charlotte's Birthday invitation.

Perfect.

These 40 little toppers took me less than an hour to construct. Of course the Huz took a few minutes to layout and print the monsters. But listen, basically, parents, (Aunts) this is WAY easier than making a monster head from a cupcake and is equally as cool/cute/neato.

You can use stickers on card stock, print out graphic of your choice on cardstock, have your kids draw stuff on it and cut that out in to the shape you want. The possibilities are endless.

Or if you have an awesome graphic designer as a Husband http://mrblackjaw.blogspot.com/ just have him draw you something up.

Here are the quick and easy instructions:

1.
cut apart your card stock with graphic of choice. We printed it with the image upside down and right side up so it could be folded, creating a two sided topper.



2.
Fold cut image in half.


3. Put a drop of glue at bottom middle of folded card stock.


4. Place a toothpick (I used flat wooden) in the center of glue quickly before it dries.


5. fold card stock over and press in the glue spot so it adheres.



6. They dry super fast using the glue gun. voila! adorable, affordable, stress free cupcake decoration.