Stuff the Kids Say that Keeps me Smilin'

I try and write down really cute/funny/flabbergasting stuff my kids say.
I'll share one with you today that was particularly Smiley that occurred Monday .

Ruby "inspired" Ava to rip apart some pretty princess and castle window gels she had on her bedroom window.

I asked Ava:
"If Ruby told you to jump off a bridge would you do it?"
(I know, I know very overused, but I am admittedly lame)

Ava responded:
"Well, if I had a swimsuit, and the water was clear, and it was warm and it wasn't dirty, I would."

I guess she told me.